Lets retire

The French are going on strike because their government want to increase the retirement age from 60 to 62. Well, tough titties, ours is going up from 65 to 67 (or even more), and we don't complain about it!

Victory

The wheel clamp is to be banned. Great, some common sense.

Here they go again

Watch Panorama tonight. The Bankers are at it again. Paying huge bonuses at the expense of your customers is bad enough, but this time it's OUR MONEY. We all bailed out these greedy cheating scumbags, and now they pay themselves massive bonuses, and charge extortionate overdraft rates and pay minuscule savings rates. My bank, you know the one that used to be named after a big church and is now named after a town in northern Spain, recently charged me £60 for going £3 overdrawn, for 2 days. By my calculations that's 365,000% interest! That's worse than loan shark rates!
It's time for the government to act! Do it now! Make a fair rate of overdraft interest, and no hidden charges. Tax these undeserved bonuses at 90%. This is Robin Hood in reverse - rob from the poor to give to the rich. IT MUST END.

Water water everywhere, but not a drop for the customers

The wettest part of England now has a hosepipe ban. United Utilities are running out of water, and will impose £1000 fine on anyone caught using a hosepipe. How can a private company enforce a fine? Why have they got no water? It pours with rain, the lake district is in their area, and we are surrounded by water for gods sake! So it's too expensive to build desalination plants and other ways to collect water. Well TOUGH! You bought the water company, you should provide enough water for all your customers, (you know the people who pay your wages!), and if there's any money left over, then you can pay a dividend. In any other business, if you don't supply what you promised, then you don't get paid. How about a discount for all your customers eh?

New customers

Why do banks and credit card customers pay massive bribes to get new customers and then treat them like sh*t when they get them?
Santan-bloody-der are offering £100 to open a current account with them, and 5% interest for a year. Yet if you are already with them, they charge you £60 for going £3 overdrawn!
adios crooks!

Footballs come home (for good)

What crap! 4-1 defeat to the Germans. Why so bad?
It's got to be the number of foreign players in the premier league. Our young stars are just not coming through, they have no chance to get in the team, so they play in the lower leagues. It's time for a limit on the number of non English players in the match squad. Make it 50%.

And as for FIFA not using technology to resolve? Well they must be bonkers, or is there some hidden agenda here? It's obvious that they wanted France rather than Ireland to qualify as it meant more money. Whether Frank Lampards goal was allowed or not would probably not made much difference, we would have lost 4-2. Then, of course the Tevez offside goal would not have been allowed. Where will it all end? A fair result in football - surely not?

We're crap and we know we are

England v Slovenia tomorrow!
My prediction - 0-0 and we are out.

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4-0 and Rooney gets a hatrick

You never know????????????????