Expenses

The Mp's expenses saga rolls on and on. It's a disgrace that they have been paid for things like cleaning the swimming pool, plasma TV's and clearing out their moat(?!). But surely the system is at fault here? If you are allowed to claim for these things, then why not?
Probably the best bet is to scrap the second home allowance, and make them sleep in a broom cupboard in the houses of parliament. Sounds too mean eh? Well, ok, we'll give them one of the crisp/sweet machines that you find in Traveloges, cant have the poor buggers starving can we?

Politics & Pornography

Or should that be Pornography & Politics?

Does anyone care a flying foxtrot that Jacqui Smiths husband watched a pornographic movie? No, it's the fact that we paid for it! It couldn't have been a very good movie, as it was on Virgin after all.
In the real world we have to be careful what we claim for. Politicians appear to be able to claim for everything. As if they don't earn enough already. More greed as usual. B'stards!