Tuesday, 24 May 2011
The scum twat
Can you believe the cheating Scottish scum bastard manager. Trying to ban a reporter because he asked a question about Ryan Giggs. Watch it here
Monday, 23 May 2011
End of the world
So the world didn't end on Saturday. Shame about that, I had a £1 bet at 1,000,000/1 that it would. I could have been a millionaire!
The idiot who predicted it, Harold Camping, has not been seen since Saturday. Perhaps he's worried about me suing him for my lost quid!
The idiot who predicted it, Harold Camping, has not been seen since Saturday. Perhaps he's worried about me suing him for my lost quid!
Friday, 4 March 2011
The moaner
Isn't time the FA took some action against the moaning Scotsman?
He's at it again - says the refs are against his team. What crap! The refs are always giving Man Utd penalties in the last minute, always adding hours of injury time, so that his team can score, and sending off the opponents players to give his team the advantage.
When it doesn't go right for him, it's the refs fault!
Time to deduct points rather than just ban him from the touchline. I would suggest a 30 point deduction would be fair
He's at it again - says the refs are against his team. What crap! The refs are always giving Man Utd penalties in the last minute, always adding hours of injury time, so that his team can score, and sending off the opponents players to give his team the advantage.
When it doesn't go right for him, it's the refs fault!
Time to deduct points rather than just ban him from the touchline. I would suggest a 30 point deduction would be fair
Tuesday, 1 March 2011
Bankruptcy
If you move house, apply for a mortgage, or certain other things, then the solicitor checks to see if you have been made bankrupt. If your name is the same as someone who has been made bankrupt, then you have to swear that it is not you. (this you have to pay for of course).
Why don't they just include the National Insurance number in the bankruptcy court? That way there is only one person. SIMPLES!
Too bloody obvious I suppose. What stops people lying about it anyway?
Why don't they just include the National Insurance number in the bankruptcy court? That way there is only one person. SIMPLES!
Too bloody obvious I suppose. What stops people lying about it anyway?
Monday, 28 February 2011
HD TV
Whats the difference between HD and normal TV?
Nothing, as far as I can see.
I watched Arsenal v Brum yesterday, and flicked between HD and normal, and the only difference was the volume was louder on normal TV!
me thinks we are being ripped off - as usual
Nothing, as far as I can see.
I watched Arsenal v Brum yesterday, and flicked between HD and normal, and the only difference was the volume was louder on normal TV!
me thinks we are being ripped off - as usual
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
IKEA
Probably the worst shopping experience ever - IKEA at Lakeside!
I have been in smaller Airport terminals than this place.
It is a real test of human endurance; probably on a par with climbing Everest and trekking to the South Pole.
You have to follow the arrows painted on the floor, and walk at a snails pace, past various items of crap from 31p upwards, whist bumping into people trying to see if they can walk slower than a snail on Valium, before you get to the furniture you wanted to see in the first place.
Then, try to get out; You can't!
Consult the maps strategically placed where no-one can see them, and you'll find that the exit is not marked.
I would have jumped out of the window, but there isn't any!
Eventually you find a friendly native, and she directs you to the exit.
You pay, but you cant take the large carrier bags out of the store, so they rip you off with another bag.
Never again - I had more fun clearing the sewer the weekend before
I have been in smaller Airport terminals than this place.
It is a real test of human endurance; probably on a par with climbing Everest and trekking to the South Pole.
You have to follow the arrows painted on the floor, and walk at a snails pace, past various items of crap from 31p upwards, whist bumping into people trying to see if they can walk slower than a snail on Valium, before you get to the furniture you wanted to see in the first place.
Then, try to get out; You can't!
Consult the maps strategically placed where no-one can see them, and you'll find that the exit is not marked.
I would have jumped out of the window, but there isn't any!
Eventually you find a friendly native, and she directs you to the exit.
You pay, but you cant take the large carrier bags out of the store, so they rip you off with another bag.
Never again - I had more fun clearing the sewer the weekend before
Tuesday, 7 September 2010
Lets retire
The French are going on strike because their government want to increase the retirement age from 60 to 62. Well, tough titties, ours is going up from 65 to 67 (or even more), and we don't complain about it!
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