The scum twat

Can you believe the cheating Scottish scum bastard manager. Trying to ban a reporter because he asked a question about Ryan Giggs. Watch it here

End of the world

So the world didn't end on Saturday. Shame about that, I had a £1 bet at 1,000,000/1 that it would. I could have been a millionaire!
The idiot who predicted it, Harold Camping, has not been seen since Saturday. Perhaps he's worried about me suing him for my lost quid!